Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.